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Hey guys, I hope I'm not offending anybody with this because if so, that's my goal!!!!!

Somebody sent me this joke and I laughed out loud

Flying on Oprah's private plane.

Flying on Oprah's private plane, Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."

Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy.. "

Michelle added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.. "

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. I could throw all of them out of the window and make 56 million people very happy."



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That is so true.

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:punk: :punk: YEAH!!!!! :punk: :punk:

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Uhm, you know this is the President you're talking about right? You should be ashamed of yourself...
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B!







I like the pilot.

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

I love it !

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